"8 Best Places for a Quickie"

Time is of the essence, but you and your partner want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do. But why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible.

Here are 8 best places where you might want to consider grinding into your man/woman the next time your blood runs heavy below the waist.

1- Elevator
An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the elevator (given that you don't trigger any alarms by doing so, unless you enjoy getting caught), penetrate, and when you're done and let the elevator run again, don't exit from the main floor.


2- Movie theater
As cliché as it sounds, getting busy in a movie theater is always a thrilling experience, and there's less chance of getting caught (unless of course, he/she's a screamer, but if it's horror flick, you'll be okay). Movie theaters are best for oral sex, so get your boy to go down on you in your local movie house today.

3- Back of club/restaurant
Being out on a hot date talking about hot things with a hot boy/girl will usually excite you. so if both of you are up for it, head to the darkest part of a nightclub, or even the bathroom, and get your bang on. Chances are people will hear or even see you, but if you have an little exhibitionist lurking within, it's all good.


4- Stairwell
If your roommate's home, or you and your boyfriend/girlfriend only have 10 minutes to spare for a lunch date, head to the stairwell of a building with an elevator, preferably on a really high floor, and go crazy for a few minutes.


5- Car
So it's not an original idea, but a quickie in the car, at a location where you won't be arrested for public indecency, can be a very memorable experience. If you're short on time but big on horniness, then do it while you're driving. Just kidding -- take a few minutes to enjoy the view inside the car.


6- Alley
Before you begin envisioning rats and drunks, picture an alley behind a restaurant that isn't as filthy as those you see in movies. Ideally, he wont be wearing any underwear and the both of you could head to an alleyway just after dinner and before the show. Now that's what I call an intermission.


7- Office
Whether it's a hottie you've been eyeing at work or your boy shows up in nothing but a trench coat and shoes, sometimes sex at the office is part of what makes life that much better. Make it part of your daily tasks, if possible.do it on ur boss desks.hehe


8- Dressing room
How many times has your man/woman got you all hot and bothered while he's changing in the dressing room of a clothing store? Well, why not add some kick to the tedious task of shopping by sneaking into the changing room with him and giving him/her a little taste of your dressing?

quick, do it

Sometimes, you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home.

So until next time, when you're out with your man/woman and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed.

"How to Measure Your Penis"

Most men have no idea of how big - or small - their engines really are. In fact, the average man thinks that his penis is below average. Every man is unique in his own way, including his penis size. Some men are long and thin, while others are wide and short, and some lucky ones - according to some women - are both long and large. But how do you know where do you stand? How do you compare to the average man?


The average size is :

Take a few minutes in the bathroom to look at what you've got. Is it wide? Long? Short? Don't compare yourself by checking out what the guys in the gym locker room have, as it is quite useless. Instead, take a measuring tape and calculate the length, girth, and erection angle of your penis.
After you measured yourself, you can compare your answers with the averages compiled from a recent study in the US:

The Erectus Lengthus: The maximum length of the penis achieved through the state of arousal and excitement. The average size measured from the base of the shaft to the tip is 5.8 inches.

The Maximus Girthus: While still in an erect state, wrap a tape measure around the base of the penis. The average is 5 inches around or 1.6 inches in diameter.

The Erectus Angle: While still in an erect state, stand with your back leaning against a wall and estimate your angle. A 180-degree angle points directly up at your chin; a 90-degree angle would point directly in front of you; and a zero degree angle would point directly down out your feet. The average angle is 106.8 degrees.

The Flacidus Lengthus: Measure immediately after undressing, you don't want cold or warm air from the room to distort your measurement, as shrinkage or expansion may occur. The average length is 3.43 inches.

THE LONG AND THE SHORT:
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 and 3/4 inches.

"7 Masturbation Techniques"

Sometimes, a guy just needs some alone time to reconnect. Then, there are times when we just want to get some satisfaction without having to seduce and take our time pleasing someone else. And so, I introduce to you masturbation techniques.

Of course, I'm not suggesting that you begin masturbating chronically and show everybody the door. But every now and then, if you feel the need to stroke it, here are seven techniques you should try out for a little variety.

1 - The Cold Climax
Masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

2 - Rings Around your Penis
Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

3 - The Palm Rubber
Once you're erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

4 - The Ball Holder
The next time you're masturbating and feel as though you're about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it's way to the exit.

5- The Gentle Tap
Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don't if it doesn't work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you're at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah...

6 - Screw your Hand
While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you're most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It'll make you feel like you're actually penetrating a vagina or an asshole. Okey, maybe not.

7 - The plastic bag
In your bedroom (or someone else's if you wish), fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.


And there you have it. Seven ways for seven days... not in a row, of course.
Until next time, spank and choke that sucker to perfection.